1) I am a terrible person. I need to tell my boss very soon that I'm leaving, because he now wants me to cat sit for him while his family's in Cicily. Oh Catholic guilt, I hate you so!

2) To my great disappointment, the route for the LA Naked Bike Ride has been changed, favoring Santa Monica to Hollywood. I was really looking forward to watching naked hippies bike past my apartment. I'm sure that it could hav ebeen made into a drinking game.