Since we're on the topic of old half-remembered articles from local papers, I present to you this. I'm going to bet that it's only entertaining to those of you who've actually lived in the greater Suckramento area, but I still find it amusing as I'm sure that many of the stereotypes can be tweaked and transposed onto other cities. It makes me wonder what the comparable article would be for DC. I feel like there would be some parallels, but that Sac is such a hick town, that even in a place with as little imagination as the district there would be more polish and shine.