I stole this from Instructables via Slashfood, and am enormously entertained by it, if only because it's German. I understand that posting a translation here invites criticism of how bad my German's gotten, but here you go:

A Cheer for the Whopper!

He's the king of our burger.
You can build him a little throne out of delicious King fries,
set him on it, and worship him before you eat him.

But you can also just unwrap him,
bite in, and excitedly enjoy.