Last night I went to a fund raiser to humor the boy, and came away with a piece of comedy gold. Mya performed. Of course the sound system was terrible and I couldn't name anything she's done solo, but she's adorable, so we'll let that slide. What we won't let slide was her crowd pumping question, "We got any ghetto superstars in here?" Yes, we were in NE DC, so there were maaaaaaaaaaany ghetto superstars in the immediate vicinity, but at a campaign fund raiser, the most ghetto person there probably lived in Cap Hill group house. We were all young, educated, white, and professional. And that's exactly how we danced. Ghetto superstars indeed.