I think that I'm making a new artform out of falling on my ass. It's really gotten spectacular lately, though after today's performance I think that my ankle would like to retire. At least my body is young and healthy enough to withstand the abuse. Also, as Bryce says, "Better now than in 2nd grade." He has a point. At my age it's funny, at 8 years old, this might have been mortifying. Either way it's beginning to get painful, and my health insurance can't cover any actual damage. Damn you, GW.