Found this in an Evite response:

Only ------ would have a party immediately before exams in order to test our priorities and his thesis ("Mearsheimer vs. Blutarsky: Neo-Realism and the GSF social scene"). Lame.

I've noticed frequently that poli sci profs and students like to compare theories with movies (They are both just about equally founded in reality.), but I think that I like this one better than others I've heard because it does not involve the Cold War/Dr. Strangelove, or liberal idealism/1984. I think I would actually like to read this thesis should it ever get written, however it might be difficult for an Elliott Schooler to thoroughly research as they'll be heavily involved in one side or the other. Perhaps the school could undertake a study.