I've previously formed nightlife theories, the only one of which I can remember has to do with Miller Lite. Additionally, insert Jacqui to any nightlife equation and the fun will be multiplied exponentially. Now I also feel that there must be social truisms. In this case, the instigating fact is that any really good weekend (especially a long one) will be exhausting. It seems counterintuitive as you're supposed to come back to work refreshed, however the first day back is generally zombie-like if fun was had. Clearly, related to this, I had a fun and full three day weekend and would now like nothing better than to go back to bed.